I have a digital sanctum.
Yes its very true.
I escape there when I have to.
Especially when I'm feeling blue.
I have no need for drugs
Or liquor for that matter
Those things only slow me down.
And make my problems badder.
Inside my digital sanctum,
Things are how I choose.
I always come out feeling better.
Even when I lose.
In reality I'm not much.
Just a very confused guy, you see?
But in my digital sanctum
Theres nobody I can't be.
Perhaps I'm a soldier
Fighting for the freedom of a nation
Seeing my opponents fall,
It always fills me with elation.
Or maybe I'm a fleet commander.
Commanding massive starships.
Crushing my foes with my armada,
Taking advantage of tactical slips.
Maybe I'm a mercenary.
Working for the big bucks.
Leaving nothing standing.
Destroying tanks, jeeps, and trucks.
Or I could be a fighter pilot
In a super high tech jet fighter.
With my missles and bombs.
Making my enemies go up like a lighter.
I could even be a super soldier.
The last great hope of mankind.
While fighting genocidal aliens,
Defeat is never on my mind.
I can be a super hero.
Always beating the villian.
With my super human abilities,
The chance of losing? One in a billion.
Sometimes I use stealth and guile.
These are times I'm a spy.
With my wits and endless gadgets.
Thats how I get by.
Occasionally I'm a street racer.
Sporting a really tricked out ride.
But my car is never just for show.
I'll blow the doors right off your side.
Other times I drive professionally.
Maybe in the Gran Turismo or Prix.
Because thats where the big bucks are.
After all, A Porsche isn't free.
Or I could be a criminal.
Hijacking cars and mugging people.
Endlessly running from the fuzz.
Its pretty freakin evil.
On the other hand I could be a super cop.
Putting the bad guys behind bars.
With awsome armor and weapons,
And friggin sweet new cars.
Sometimes I'm a hitman.
Getting paid big money to erase targets.
I always bring my sniper rifle and garrote.
Things an assassin never forgets.
I can be a zombie hunter.
Exposing an evil corporation.
Or a mad scientist or government plan.
Saving all of creation.
Perhaps I'm a knight in shining armor.
Defending my ancient bloodline.
Somehow I can cast spells too.
But that works out just fine.
I have a digital sanctum.
Its where I go to escape.
I can dissapear for a while.
And wear space armor or a cape.
I can carry infinite weapons.
And always have plenty of ammo.
And I never worry if things get tough.
The best cheat codes I always know.
My HP may get really low.
I may run into a necromancer or two.
But a villiage is just down the road.
I can buy potions and spells that see me through.
Its okay if I don't have much strength.
Or I don't know very much stuff.
I can always up my stats at next level.
Thirteen hundred XP should be enough.
My ships may explode and crews may die.
Defeat may be just around the corner.
But i can always call in support.
That turns the tide of war.
And if I'm not stealthy enough,
And could possibly get caught.
I don't have to fight my way out.
Just hide in a cardboard box.
I have a digital sanctum.
It always sees me through.
It makes my dark times brighter.
You should get one too.
I'm going to my digital sanctum.
For the next few hours you won't see me.
Because in my digital sanctum.
Theres nothing I can't be.














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